i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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