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the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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