Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
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Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
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