Is it normal to miss your booty call?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
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He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
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those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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