I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
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just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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