Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
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I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
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you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
My ass is underappreciated
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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