i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I can't turn off my feet"
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Dick very happy bro
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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