Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
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Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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