i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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