if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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