you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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