What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
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i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
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If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.