i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
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Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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