Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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