is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
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Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
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according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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