I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
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his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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