We named our party play list daddy issues
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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you should give me head with plastic fangs in
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
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I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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