I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
time to smoke my breakfast
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I am available for nakedness
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
