the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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