10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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