did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
