seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
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I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
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I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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