super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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