I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
it wasn't lemon gatorade
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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