Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
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I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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