hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
He did a backflip because drugs
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