Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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