oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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