I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
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Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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