I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
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We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
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My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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