Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
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Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
this is an emotional support booty call
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
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