I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
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You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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