I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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