hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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What drink are we having for lunch?
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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