We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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