so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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