Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Do plants get herpes?
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