Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
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i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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