I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I have aggressive nipples.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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