you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
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think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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