Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
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Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Floor bacon is actually really good
You almost got us killed.
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Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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