omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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