He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
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I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
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I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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