i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
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What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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