People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
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Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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