Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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