I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
it glows. i had to have it.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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