I never want to see another naked old woman again.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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