piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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