Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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