Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
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we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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