windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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