You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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