Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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