Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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