I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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