I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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